The First Day of the Rest of My Slow, Inevitable Decline

Early start today. 4:45 am.

Baby I Love Your Way - Peter Frampton

Oh my. This is order-of-magnitude suck. I can only hope for something quick, like a flaming jet engine falling from the sky.

What is more likely is something humiliating and comical, like my belt breaks and my pants fall down in front a bus full of third-graders, and then four months later, I careen into a wastewater treatment plant while driving to my sentencing.

Maybe Andy's start can counter-balance mine.