You know, one thing that's great about this new way of understanding the world is it accounts for life's ups and downs. Take this morning, for instance. Start the day with:
What I Like About You - The Romantics
A decent start to the day; it got me out of the house thinking I might live to see sunset. Then, a quick transition into
Sister Christian - Night Ranger
(... and his mullet grew three sizes that day...)
By the way, if you were driving around Norman this morning, and saw a guy holding his lighter out the drivers' side window, air-singing "What's your price for flight? For finding Mr. Right?" that could have been me. Then,
Everybody Hurts - R.E.M.
Not their best, not their worst, but the title was preparing me for being stuck at a train crossing with
Rockin' in the U.S.A. - John Cougar Mellencrap
If you saw the guy with his lips wrapped around the business end of a 12-gauge ... well, anyway, the only thing that kept me from pulling the trigger was the distracting realization that it was the same damned song as "What I Like About You". Seriously. So, you can add "Thieving SoB" to the list of "Things That Suck About John Cougar".
Finally the train ended, and I pulled into the parking lot to
Video Killed the Radio Star - The Buggles
All in all, an up-down morning.
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Deke, Lets face it. John Cougar whatshisname needs to be shot. Nothing good has come from him, ever. Next time you hear him, take the shotgun out of your mouth, gas up the car, and drive to his house and shoot him.
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